615 in idea barrages
- June 14, 2016, 9:48 p.m.
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1.) I am livid with this country this culture with the excuses livid with the whole goddamn thing. Cowboy fairytales are put above our lives.
2.) Using Velveeta in your fondue is a fondon’t.
3.) If you’re making a zombie surfers movie and you don’t call it BEACH BODIES, you’re doing it wrong.
4.) Swimmers tend to congregate at dive bars.
5.) Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer ended up as a fishing derby judge because he was so well known at Rankin-Bass.
6.) An art history essay about food-inspired sculpture could be a crepe-paper crepe paper.
7.) Dear Mark Ruffalo, please have Banner make a Mr. Ed/”the Norse are the Norse, of course, of course” joke in Thor: Ragnarok.
8.) John Carradine, the walking guarantee that the film you are about to see will either be amazingly good or amazingly bad.
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