marvel universe day barrage in idea barrages

1.) Do you know Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Do you know Maguffins, man/they make plots go as planned

2.) The cat will spend hours outside stalking a chipmunk but if there’s a mouse in the house he just nods his head like “sup?”

3.) Since I don’t have premium channels, I still think “hotels on the light blues” when someone mentions Boardwalk Empire.

4.) A lobby group for gunmakers posing as a hardright political movement is all “DON’T TAKE THE GUNS… of those on terror watchlists!” America.

5.) The first time you listen to the Grateful Dead you bust your Garcia Cherries?

6.) I’m sick of ads guaranteeing “or your money back”. How about “satisfaction guaranteed or you’re wrong, screw you, we make great stuff”.

7.) I understand “bones are for dogs, meat is for men” is an attempt at body positivity but it’s still really sexually objectifying.

8.) I just discovered the Transformer “Laserbeak” was never voiced by George Lazenby which further proves I should be in charge of everything.