613 in idea barrages

1.) Basically, the premise of Tarzan is that to be the best at being from Africa, you have to start off white. Jesus Christ.

2.) America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as such that also says on the top of the cap “contains acetaminophen”.

3.) It turns out that during the hymns at Catholic mass singing “Na na na na na na, GODMAN! GODMAN! GODMAN!” is frowned upon.

4.) I hope in the sequel to the new Ghostbusters they cross over to bust Ghost Dad for being a sex offender.

5.) As long as we allow easy access to what are effectively murder buttons, we’re gonna have these monstrous tragedies and more and more often.

6.) Imagine what Trump and a GOP congress would do with this tragedy then tell me about your smug 3rd party protest vote.

7.) If you can even consider voting for a person who I told you sos the murder of 50 people having a night on the town I don’t know what to say.

8.) When people refer to winning all the major acting/singing awards as “EGOT” I always think “ergot” the fungus that makes people hallucinate.