612 in idea barrages

1.) The scorches by the pinwheels at the firework display are better known as groundshow marks.

2.) When checking baseball scores if there’s soccer scores too, I love how Argentina is shortened to ARG like an anguished comic strip scream.

3.) When you use the internet neologism “af” I let myself believe you mean “Abercrombie Fitch” and I laugh because it’s more fun that way.

4.) If Dwight Howard needed a comic book nickname, he didn’t have to rip off Shaq’s Superman schtick. He could’a been “Howard The Dunk”.

5.) A parody song about giving a speech “Rock Me On The Dais”?

6.) The fact a species-threatening outbreak will probably start at the cartoonishly corrupt Brazil Olympics is a nice touch, I’ll admit.

7.) If these are pop-up thunderstorms, why can’t we just use an ad-blocker?

8.) A really fun word that wouldn’t have much use would be “taintilizing”.

9.) You would be surprised how many questions can be answered with the one word “compassion”.

10.) A parody about roleplaying games that goes “Your crits, your crits are on my list… of how I think that you cheat!”

11.) When The Annoying Orange exaggerates his (stolen and/or inherited) wealth, all he’s doing is cashterbating.

12.) Of course tech bros would use half of the word “ubermensch” in their plot to further exploit the working class. Not. Subtle.

13.) I don’t know who this Craig is but from the looks of his list he is into some really really weird stuff.

14.) It’s a cross between emo and glam rock. It’s called glum rock. It’s… pretty terrible.

15.) I liked to pretend that “Twist and Shout” is about giving and receiving purple nurples.

16.) Sir William of Nye Manor, The Gentleman of Alchemy.

17.) Stolen MAD magazines sell well on the blech market.