63 in idea barrages

1.) They only added “under God” to the pledge long after the fact. “And The American Way” to Truth and Justice, the same. All ex post facto.

2.) Basically I’m hoping the next two or so months are the “things start going right/things start getting done” montage in the movie of my life.

3.) Maybe you’re jumping from reality to reality but when you get there, reality changes to include you and so do your memories.

4.) A good gardener is always mulch appreciated.

5.) Always kept a tiny Scandinavian pilot in his side pocket in case he had to fly by the Swede of his pants.

6.) In this nightmare, I was present for the disbanding of Hell and had how the existence of suffering and universal expansion were linked explained to me. If reality was going to keep growing instead of shrinking or ending, mistakes were going bubble up in the growth, like cancer cells in a body and we just had to fight back as they came up because the alternative was the end of reality. My nightmares are ridiculous.

7.) All past pirate activity on the internet is helpfully cached at orgchive.arrr

8.) If someone nostalgically refers to the New Kids On The Block as NKOTB, it is your duty to exclaim “…North Korean Off Track Betting?”

9.) Were I a superhero, I’d wear a glowing meaningless gem & call myself The Glowing Gem to trick villains into thinking they know my weakness.

10.) I was a little nervous but my first meeting with my Utica TEDtalk advisors went pretty well, I think!

11.) Start a band called The Smoking Boulders. Claim it is not a drug reference but secretly be lying.

12.) I’m fairly certain that LinkedIn does not exist except as some kind of internet worm. Even if you think you use it, it has only tricked you.

13.) I wonder how many punk bands thought it would be tastelessly attention getting to change their name to Cincinnati Gorilla.

14.) Something is broken about people where they don’t want to admit Johnny Depp could have done terrible things just because he’s handsome.