64 in idea barrages

1.) Working in a convenience store is counter-intuitive.

2.) I demand that Wheat Thins ads star a stop-motion Wheat Thin creature voiced by Wil Wheaton named “Wil Wheatthins”.

3.) 83% of all facebook live videos are broadcast for the reason “uhm, I guess we’re supposed to now?”

4.) A young NFL franchise taking a couple of years off from the grim midwest to live in Los Angeles as a test is called Ramspringa.

5.) Being illiterate about rap music’s history is the opposite of being ill-literate about rap music’s history.

6.) At the end of Return of the King, when they depart to the Undying Lands, just start repeating “THE ELVISH HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING”.

7.) If you ever curate a museum exhibit about prison contraband, consider the title “Shanks For The Memories”.

8.) myspace was stronger than friendster, facebook was stronger than myspace, it’s social network darwinism.

9.) “FULL TANG KNIVES AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE BUCK, KID” would be a great network TV re-dub of those song lyrics.

10.) If you’re a state trooper stationed near Exit 29 & you don’t pull over speeders with a “What’s the Canajo-hurry?” you’re wrong.

11.) Leave to a Batman to bring boomerangs to a gun fight. AND WIN.