may capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) I like to pretend the Gallagher Brothers in Oasis were the sons of Gallagher.

2.) The miners’ union is a bunch of guild diggers.

3.) Be careful of electricians who dabble in surge pricing.

4.) Only “Friends” I can even remember is the Thanksgiving one where they stole the main set-piece from “Mr. Bean” & I left the room in disgust.

5.) For the price of two courtside seats at the basketball playoff game in Oakland, you could… buy half of Oakland.

6.) Astronauts only have sex once a day for fear of burning up upon re-entry.

7.) People who live in Amsterdam are Amsterdamians? I just assumed they were the Amsterdamned.

8.) I guess I’d describe my perfect mate as “Kitty Pryde in the streets, She-Hulk in the sheets” so she’d better like a big ol’ nerd.

9.) The ugliest uniforms in the history of baseball are not a honour to those who have served, MLB, fyi.

10.) I prefer Bern but have you noticed the same folk who don’t want a Ghostbusters reboot BECAUSE LADY don’t want a Clinton reboot BECAUSE LADY?

11.) If you made a video game about shoegaze, you could sell it as part of a Steam Mumble Bundle.

12.) If you ever see me sleeping, just solemnly tell others “It is rebuilding itself” and move along.