530 in idea barrages

1.) Not a lot of rappers named Norman.

2.) If your drop says you play “the greatest hits” then immediately “The Pina Colada” song starts the FCC should ding you for false advertising.

3.) I prefer Bernie but I ain’t gonna go around hating on Clinton in a world where DONALD TRUMP is a candidate. I’d vote for her.

4.) Your professional wrestling nom-de-guerre is Smark Twain.

5.) An all-female rap festival called The Illith Faire.

6.) Your Polish-language metal band will be called Killbasa.

7.) Your math-rock name will be MC Squared.

8.) No one keeps themselves fastidiously covered in post-coital conversation and it pulls me out of every sitcom made since 1995.