The Greeting. in The Napkin.

On my way out of the gym, a girl working there commented, “Hey, you’re early today.”

My initial response: “I’m getting old.”

Ha ha. I woke up around 4 AM, peed, and had a nice relaxing hour in bed before I realized it was 5 AM and the sun was coming up. “Whelp, now it’s a legit time to get up.” I had a dream and a nominal morning erection before waking up, so I knew I was rested. Not to mention I felt like a double-up good mood.

Anyway, I humaned with her. Hope someday I get a “Hey man, you dropped weight” from someone. Reminds me of my reputation with the trainers from a previous gym. Apparently they nicknamed me “Baby Jesus.” I had long hair and a beard. There are worse things strangers could snicker about. I got a kick out of it.