522 in idea barrages

1.) Only Nintendo’s prudish family-friendliness prevents us from having “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This!” condoms.

2.) The nuns of the black lagoon are real creatures of habit.

3.) When unmovable object meets unstoppable force, they both prove the hard and fast rules of man are approximations in the face of experience.

4.) An anti-hipster PSA would have to star Irony Eyes Cody.

5.) A polka version of Neil Young’s Pocahontas would be a real stretch for a dumb pun but it’d be worth it.

6.) We live in a world where millions can go nuts because the Ghostbusters are ladies but are apathetic toward electing political leaders.

7.) Updating PEANUTS for the internet age would lead to a special called “Double Your Income By Using This One Weird Trick, Charlie Brown!”

8.) I don’t drink often but I’ve decided that a drink mixing absinthe and Red Bull would be called a Four Orko.

9.) Calling someone “world famous” might be an insult on Star Trek. Like “he’s washed-up here but he’s still big on Riza”.