517 in idea barrages

1.) We need a button that erases Youtube entirely just in case we ever meet an advanced alien race of sentient Mentos mints.

2.) Sometimes, when you see a baby, you have to suppress the urge to yell “N00B!” at it.

3.) I challenge you to create a successful sitcom where the breakout character’s catchphrase is “Does This Look Infected To You?”

4.) They never used Slenderman to advertise diet pills, I guess we can give our culture that much.

5.) Only after his seeming demise did he return to the fray in his final most powerful form: Yahoo Furious.

6.) A riot broke out at the renaissance fair, widespread luteing has been reported.

7.) Since Eminem’s character was called Rabbit in “Eight Mile” did that make him a Warrens G?

8.) While Sir Johan was vastly more dapper, Peewit was certainly a scruffy looking smurf herder.

9.) I’m eternally grateful that I’ve had a range of life experiences most people don’t get to have. If my words are worth hearing, they’re why.

10.) Sometimes you get to write something that leaves you shaking it makes you feel so right, sometimes the time’s tonight.

11.) The pressing question is: does Macy Gray get a cameo in SPIDER MAN HOMECOMING? As like one of Aunt May’s friends.

12.) If Reddit has taught us anything it is that hatred is an endless seething bottomless well.

13.) The ones who are the worst/will rule via whatever works/be it by caviar fete/or cavity search.

14.) Sometimes the only difference between charming and harming is what you do and do not c.

15.) Praise that behind the veil sometimes we’re reborn after we fail if there’s communion made it isn’t wine or bread the gift we get is change.