512 in idea barrages

1.) Laying claim to a spirit animal feels like cultural appropriation so let’s all just agree to have animal instead. The muppet Animal.

2.) The terrifyingly addled feeling I had yesterday has faded into just one hell of a headache but the whole thing is a little bit concerning. I think this is just a bad reaction to the pupil-dialation drops I got at the eye doctors. But man, I’m still a bit off.

3.) Eventually their debate as to baldness treatment methods developed into a genuine hairline fracture.

4.) Cooking for a Dickensian orphanage was a grueling experience.

5.) I don’t drink often but a cocktail that swaps the bourbon in mint julep for absinthe called The Four Horsemen would be rad.

6.) Goths for Trump shop at Hate Topic.

7.) A bumper sticker I need for my laptop bag: “This Machine Thrills Rad Chicks”.

8.) Whenever people refer to fanfiction “one true pair” couples as “OTP” I can’t help but start singing the rap “OPP” in my head.