513 in idea barrages

1.) Incessantly confuse Benedict Cumberbatch and Crash Bandicoot for maximum nerd-culture coverage.

2.) This barrage of dribs and drabs, bibs and bobs, not a scripture but a scrapture, not a catch-all just a capture.

3.) Yahoo Serious was terrible but he was still better than his cousins Still better than his cousins Apple Pretentious and Facebook Intrusive.

4.) Early 21st Century Meta-Comedy reached its zenith with the line “take my wifi… PLEASE!”

5.) A subtweet is a tweet about someone without directly mentioning them, unless you’re BDSM, then it’s probably like “RETWEET ME, SLAVE!”

6.) On Soviet Twitter, Friday follows-back YOU.

7.) My poetry group’s theme this week was “Brick and Mortar” and I didn’t write a “Rick and Morty” poem and I’m ashamed of myself.

8.) no mere material inheritor she was rather an heiress to Eris, the goddess of strife & discord, that was what they loved her for.