57 in idea barrages

1.) Selling bread in India to benefit charity is totally naan-profit.

2.) A horse traveling back in time to give himself the idea to build a time machine is a stable time loop.

3.) A hipster pregnancy test that, if negative, plays “Not the mama!” from DINOSAURS and, if positive, displays a Whammy from Press Your Luck.

4.) A line of Sumerian bubble bath liquids with the tagline “Sargon, Take Me Away!”

5.) I like to believe that Han was just a nickname for Solo’s full first name “Haniel”.

6.) Like a pricey car in a traffic jam, I’m just trying to avoid spoilers.

7.) Just set the record for the first person in history to sing altered lyrics to the Beach Boys “Sloop John B” to try and get a dog to poop.

8.) When you lease a car but give it up at the end instead of buying it outright, has it been autozoned?

9.) Every second Spider-Man was on the screen I was smiling like I was goddamn eleven. They finally got him right.

10.) When did you figure out the holograms were at top of the Marvel series 1 packs & you could scratch the pack to check? (P.S. I am very old.)

11.) Boom Operator. Booooooom Operaaaaaaator.