54 in idea barrages

1.) I sure hope that if there’s a booze stand at the ren faire, they call it The Flagon Wagon.

2.) In my particular cultural niche a “Power of Love”/Nintendo Power Glove parody would work but almost nowhere else.

3.) Those who forget the past are condemned to be really electable.

4.) Jesus walking down the street, looks to the right at a CrossFit gym, shakes His head and mutters “…too soon.”

5.) It’s a good thing I’m not a superhero because once my weakness “fitted sheets” got out to the villain bars, I’d be done for.

6.) The deer on Route 5-S are trying to give their lives to take out cars as a political or religious statement, at this point.

7.) Wisdom is knowing the difference between not compromising because you’re stubborn and because it’s the only thing you’re good at.

8.) “Rico Suave” about Enrico Fermi. It’s like every parody idea I have is less accessible than the last.

9.) America, is there really this much hate in your heart? This little hope in your eyes? This is a dick with a reality show you’re voting for.