may day barrage in idea barrages

1.) He claims to have aced the test on Scottish history but his friend retorted “Picts or it didn’t happen”.

2.) We are too old to be prodigies but, hell, being Cool Uncles to the next wave of prodigies is lower pressure anyway.

3.) First he claimed he only ate 5 potato dumplings then only 8 then 13 then 21. It was an obvious fibbing gnocchi sequence.

4.) Differing orders of importance for Shakespeare’s plays by hemisphere and region is called The Coriolanus Effect.

5.) The newest off-shoot of Harry Potter themed bands performing “wizard rock” is Potter themed country called “Tonksy Honk Music”.

6.) Whenever someone vaguebooks to some crush on the facespace or the twitzler, I pretend it’s about me to help my self-esteem.

7.) Do a parody of those “600-Lb Life” shows with Jabba the Hutt wherein we discover his shameful secret as a nerfhoarder.

8.) To expand on the thought of the great Hunter S, when the going gets pro, the weird step up and get weirder.

9.) If you say you support protest but hate when it slow your commute, you’re the protest version of a NIMBY, a NIMTS, Not In My Town Square.

10.) There’s a band called The Rough and Tumble but I keep reading their posters as Thoreau Hand Tumble like maybe it’s an old dance.

11.) When you have jungle cats poop coffee beans on cops in protest, that’s civet disobedience.