426 in idea barrages

1.) “Hooked On Phonics” sounds all well and good until you see the horrors of phonics rehab.

2.) Make a movie about a time after the fall of man and spaghetti rules the world so you can call it pastapocalyptic.

3.) Your punk band will either be called “Vom Petty” or “Vom Petty & The Shartbreakers” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

4.) Even as I get some projects rolling, bringing my ego up, I’ll always have rejections from McSweeney’s to keep me humble.

5.) F is the sixth letter so that makes Family Friendly Fun into 666, if you think about it long enough.

6.) I want a remake of “This Is Your Life” hosted by Tom Hanks called “Hanks For The Memories”.

7.) The important of pottery shards to archeology is never something to glaze over.

8.) Sell Star Trek themed condoms, make the tip extra pointy, call them “Vulcanized Rubbers”.