424 in idea barrages

1.) One of Jesus’s lesser known powers was that no one could yell at Him for leaving a door open because He was, in fact, born in a barn.

2.) When she found out he disapproved of her past as a former nun, she dropped him like a bad habit.

3.) If you say “soda”, you’re right, if you say “pop”, you’re wrong, if you say “soda pop” you’re wishy-washy AND wrong.

4.) We all dream, we all dream every time we sleep, the only questions are if we remember them and for how long.

5.) If I were a proctologist, I’d start every phone call to a patient with the line “I hope you’re sitting down for this”.

6.) Bowie and Prince weren’t just straight or gay or bi, weren’t men or women or both or neither. They were, in a word, glambiguous.

7.) Is there a band called “Pariah Carey” yet?

8.) I like to pretend that the working title of “Ghost” was “Licensed To Kiln”.

9.) She was helplessly addicted to religious pamphlets, what gave it away was how she was covered in tract marks.