421 in idea barrages

1.) If Alice Cooper doesn’t make his drummer perform under the stage name “Alice Krupa” he’s got the whole thing wrong.

2.) It’s a shame we’re like 20 years too late for Ted Danson to put on a bunch of different wigs and do a cover version of “MMMBop”.

3.) How far are we from Taco Bell selling a bacon burrito called a Baco Tell? Probably not that far, sadly.

4.) Trichinosis is a good way to go to hell in a hambasket.

5.) The best potential Dr. Seuss/serial killer hybrid is definitely “Son of Sam I Am”.

6.) ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Diabetic Educator Says I’m Doing Well So Far

7.) If you’re going to make signs for your “Mutt Strut” you might want to write them clearly so they don’t look so much like “Butt Stuff”.

8.) A sequel to The Natural where he has to fight vampires with his baseball skills called The Supernatural.

9.) If anyone’s ever crazy enough to try a He-Man Cinematic Universe, here’s a spin-off title: THE MOSSMAN PROPHECIES.