47 in idea barrages

  • April 6, 2016, 11:04 p.m.
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1.) Some nozzle on MSNBC suggested that people only believe in Sanders in Silver Lake and Williamsburg, dancing around the H-word.

2.) “I’m exhausted” is counter-intuitively polysyllabic considering its meaning. “I’m zaust” makes more sense.

3.) Religious schisms are incredibly sects-positive.

4.) Open your lament on the death of journalism with the line “now is the winter of our paid content”.

5.) I sort of want to outlandishly protest the Republican rally in Scotia but my fear of imprisonment provides me with Cruz control.

6.) The leads in “Weekend At Bernies 2” had a beach body to literally die for.

7.) I just hope we get marijuana legalization before World War 3 because the “BUY WAR BONGS!” posters might be worth it.

8.) Find enough motorcycle enthusiasts who also craft pottery to form the Natural Born Kilners gang.

9.) “Oh, I am not the fixed-gear god,” said the man in the helmet and embarrassing shorts, “I am merely his bike messenger.”


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