43 in idea barrages

1.) Tho the middle-relief & defense are iffy, the major question for the Mets is “Who Is Eric Campbell Blackmailing To Stay In The Majors?”

2.) “To turn it on or off, all you have to do is depress this button” she said. “YOU WILL SOON BE REPLACED BY A TOUCHSCREEN” he yelled at it.

3.) Even great work will be 17% brilliance, 17% crap, 66% above-average material supporting the brilliant stuff, that’s why editing is so hard.

4.) Name your band “Pretend Broke Richguys”. Modify the PBR logo into your own. Troll the hipster bars.

5.) Lingerie with a cigar pattern all over it. Confuse the hell out of your lover with your Freudian Slip.

6.) For all the terrible radio nicknames, it’s almost never a fantasy animal. It’s never “Steve & The Owlbear In The Morning”.

7.) For some reason, D&Ding up B.I.G. raps tickles me. “Mind-flayers get away from my prismatic spray” started me off.

8.) Either demons swear a lot or I’m always the jerk who nudges the Ouija paddle.