331 in idea barrages

1.) Angry Whoppers. ANGRIEST WHOPPERS! FURIOUS TACOS! INCONSOLABLE FRIES! BLOOD-THIRSTY SHAKES!

2.) A version of Batman where the Waynes were murdered in an alley after a screening of ZORRO THE GAY BLADE.

3.) Ah, overly sexualized spambots, “liking” two year old twitter posts. Almost quaint.

4.) Peter Pan was a Green Lantern. He flew via willpower and it was actually “2nd star to the left and straight on ‘til Mogo”.

5.) A parody of “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” about the Princess and the Pea? “Let me sleep on it” seems like too good a hook.

6.) Every day we try a little bit, some days it works, some days it doesn’t but every day we gotta try a little bit.

7.) So many writers on my twitter feed going to the AWP Conference, I find myself saying it as a silly word. “awp, awp, awp”.

8.) It’s a shame I don’t know how to use the lines “we love watchin’/Wheel of Fortune” because it’s a great slant rhyme.

9.) If they made a puppet in your image, does that mean they felt you up?

10.) You can get BETTER at pitching or submitting over time but it’s never gonna FEEL better. Even once you’re the best, it’ll still FEEL hard.