327 in idea barrages

1.) Apparently “wicking your coil” is a vaping term and not like a sex thing? Thanks weird youtube autoplay. Youtube’s teaching me all kinds of stuff about vaping. It seems smoking a fake cigarette that looks like R2D2’s peter is incredibly complex. You have to remember Ohm’s Law from eighth grade science and everything. I guess never underestimate the obsessive attention to detail of stoners is the lesson here?

2.) A lot of people thought the only interesting thing in MurderSuperman Vs GunBatman was Wonder Woman, they were all just waiting for Gadot.

3.) Ignore people who brag about what they’re doing for Lent, they’re just fast talkers.

4.) Have they tried selling green candy corn for St Pat’s Day, calling it “leprecorn”? It’s less stupid than pumpkin spice coffee.

5.) Are rural Rastafarians “dreadnecks”?

6.) Open a weed cafe just inside the Colorado border called “One Toke Over The Line”. Kind of a stoner “South of the Border” thing.

7.) The idea of Sting running into Christopher Walken on the moon and then writing a song about it will always tickle me.

8.) Mirepoix, mirepoix in the pot, why do chefs think you’re so hot?

9.) The worship of Santa’s bag is sackreligious.

10.) A parody of “Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog” about how John Travolta was a sweathog?

11.) Hit on the barista by taking only milk and saying “you’re the only sugar I could ever need.”

12.) In the construction of the Bride of Frankenstein, they were looking for good girlfriend material.