325 in idea barrages

1.) There should be a lawyer in Mortal Kombat who wins on TECHNICALITY!

2.) Yeah, performers are insecure but everyone’s insecure, performers are just the ones who wrestle with it publicly, messed up in its own way.

3.) What’s deep & mysterious in the fullness of the evening is just ugly old emotional unavailability in the harshness of the morning.

4.) I am still disappointed that UFC doesn’t stand for Ultimate Fried Chicken, to this day.

5.) Sugar Bear, the semi-anthropomorphic mascot for Golden Crisps cereal, is a good example of Post-humanism.

6.) You know what would be an awesome job title? Secular circuit rider spreading saddlebag humanism.

7.) The wait for the epidural to kick in is the spinal countdown.

8.) Everyone’s got a dirty version of “Someone’s In The Kitchen With Dinah” that they sing to themselves, right? It’s not just me.

9.) It’s a heroscope, a horoscope for a superhero. CYCLOPS: Today you will make even extreme angst boring.

10.) Sufficiently advanced science, indistinguishable from magic. Sufficiently advanced hipsters, indistinguishable from serial killers in Idaho.

11.) Please remember Snow’s Informer so I can write a parody about Transformers.

12.) As someone who scoffs at “The Secret” I shouldn’t try the inverse either where I try to exhaust negative things by talking them to death.

13.) Part of me wonders how you could be a basketball player and not hit free throws 95% but then again, I doubt I could hit ‘em 25%.

14.) Must be weird to host a conspiracy radio show after a real terrorist attack & have to be all “But tonight we talk about alien ninjas”.