324 in idea barrages

1.) In the end, if they were gonna vote for the twit who starred in BEDTIME FOR BONZO, yes, they’ll vote for the “You’re Fired” guy.

2.) Just once I want a city or state’s pitch to draw in filmmakers to go with the slogan “Shoot All Over Me”.

3.) I’m, like, post-modern handsome. I deconstruct the idea of being handsome.

4.) An e-mail from a poetry journal that they haven’t made a final cut yet but I have a piece on their shortlist, that’s a good thing.

5.) SuperPACs are basically great shambling money golems brought to life and sent to kill on a candidate’s behalf.

6.) Zack Snyder’s films don’t have literal fedoras or neckbeards but are lousy with them, metaphorically. (Are vests with ties the new fedora?)

7.) A hand puppet who is into watching his wife make love to another hand puppet is referred to as a sockcucker.

8.) Legal Zoom sounds like Daredevil’s sidekick with superspeed.

9.) Remember how there was a rapper who was a former Hasidic? He totally should’a been called Doctor Dreidel.

10.) VR is for the internet as 3-D is for movies. Every few years someone says “This time it’s for real!” and then in two years it’s dead again.

11.) Title your movie about murderous Cub Scouts “Weblos Ripped My Flesh, Rzzz”.

12.) I worry that I am more boring when things are going well, then I remember that the things going well won’t make much money so it’s cool.

13.) Scale said: 322. Three pounds less than a week or so again. Slow progress but progress.