#badmottosforstates in idea barrages

1.) Idaho: We Are Not Actually A Ho

2.) Rhode Island: Neither in Rhodes Nor An Island Actually A Legume

3.) Utah: A Vacation Wonderland, Bring The Wives And Kids

4.) New Jersey: Interesting Place-Adjacent

5.) West Virginia is for Blood-Related Lovers

6.) Florida: Look, We’re As Ashamed As You Are

7.) New Mexico: As Seen On COPS

8.) Georgia: Come For The Crippling Humidity, STAY For The Racism!

9.) North Dakota: The One Without The Faces

10.) Kentucky: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tennessee

11.) Wyoming: Why-NOT-Oming?

12.) Connecticut: Everything You Hate About New England AND New York All In One Convenient State

13.) Nebraska: Not A New Kind Of Ska

14.) Vermont: Do We Smoke Pot? “Mon” Is Right In Our Name, Bro

15.) New Hampshire: Terrible On Purpose To Remind You How Much You Love Hampshire Classic

16.) Oklahoma: Looks Like A Frying Pan, Feels Like One Too

17.) Massachusetts: Home of The Pink Red Sox Hat

18.) Hawaii: Consonants Are Expensive, Passing The Savings On To You

19.) South Carolina: Fireworks Next Twenty-Seven Exits

20.) Maine: Canada Without The Healthcare

21.) Alabama: Living Like It’s 1860 Since 1860

22.) Arkansas: As Seen In The Documentary “Petticoat Junction”