317 in idea barrages

1.) Bees are divided into queens and everyone else, the hives and the hive-nots.

2.) It’s not so much that I have a thing for city girls, it’s more that country girls aren’t into my non-rural skillset.

3.) For the children of the truly elite, there is the Bilderberg Build-A-Bear, a secretive teddy that conspires against its own.

4.) Ultimately, being here, being alive IS the win condition and we hang onto this win status as long as we can.

5.) “Do prime numbers work different in hexadecimal” is not just a stoned google search, it can be a sober search at 3AM.

6.) Name your band The Known Unknowns, name your band Astronaut Ice Cream.

7.) An all-hours diner called The Midnight Shack.

8.) It’s important to note how medieval cities kept growing because people came to them faster than the plagues could kill them.

9.) A puzzle’s pieces can’t reach out to assemble themselves, no hands to pick, no eyes to see the box cover. I feel that way, sometimes.

10.) Last night’s nightmares involved being lost in the world’s largest mall, abandoned by everyone I was traveling with.

11.) Lucre, off with thee, find hon’red employ and with that peace, prithee/lucre, joy sublime, fists doubled to grasp until a hoard be thine.

12.) I still don’t know who the hell Ed Sheeran is but I like to believe that he’s descended from a long line of sheep cutters.

13.) St, Patrick’s Day falling in the middle of Spring Break is like a perfect storm of vomit and shame. A shamenado, if you will.

14.) He believes everyone shares his opinion on the movies, he’s a film projector.

15.) You never see toilets in Star Trek because they just teleport the feces or urine out in what they call taking a quantum leak.

16.) A major presidential candidate threatening riots if he doesn’t get what he wants. That’s a new one for the checklist, I guess.

17.) Hipsters will only supplement their salads in the most obscure of ways, only with fringe dressing.