39 in idea barrages

1.) The best way to never have your plans fall apart is to never have plans but that of course creates its own set of problems.

2.) Re-contextualize the show SEINFELD as if the lead were Dracula’s crazed hanger-on Renfield instead.

3.) Dr. Octopus is best defeated with a sucker punch.

4.) You’re never going to find happiness being respectable, you’re certainly not going to change the world that way.

5.) The only way you can consistently conform to others’ expectations is to be cold and dead, be alive instead, he told himself.

6.) Lapsed Catholics get post-modern shame. Recovering Catholics get ashamed for being ashamed. Catholics-in-remission get meta-shame.

7.) If they’d any guts at all, the end of LOST would’ve been that the Professor had drawn them to Gilligan’s Island through a dimensional rift.

8.) You have to have your confidence come from within but, man, it’s still harder to do when negativity comes in from all directions external.