37 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re gonna sit in the front at a comedy show or wrestling match, wear something interesting they can riff off, it’s only fair.

2.) The joke would involve football player Tom Brady, the Ghostbusters and the punchline “Bundchen makes him feel good”.

3.) I sure hope that members of the clergy review each others’ sermons in a magazine called CRITICAL MASS.

4.) There is a store in Herkimer called “Affordable Babies”. I assume they sell baby ACCESSORIES but you gotta make that clearer.

5.) Also, swear to God, I saw a children’s book in K-Mart called “SMURF YOU!” Is this how we got to Trump as a viable candidate?

6.) Lead poisoning from plumbing during the fall of empire, it’s just traditional I guess, we’re going out the old fashioned way.

7.) An ancillary shame is that Phil Hartman and Chris Farley aren’t around to make the best Trump/Christie sketch ever.

8.) Rubio & Kasich are basically only staying in on the hope they take FL & OH out of play to force a brokered convention, yeah?

9.) Somebody’s gotta fart around, observe the world and report back while you work your asses off, don’t make artists have day jobs.

10.) She didn’t believe the robes authentic so she just ended up feeling sari for herself.