32 in idea barrages

1.) In this set of nightmares, I was a companion to the War Doctor when he was trying to rebel and run away from the Time War.

2.) Spaghetti-Man, With Great Power Comes Great Pastabilities.

3.) These pictures of your ex looking really happy on facebook are sponsored by The Alcohol Council. Alcohol - Drink To Forget!

4.) A t-shirt with a picture of Princess Zelda, an arrow pointing to her “Zelda” an arrow pointing down “The Legend”. It’s… pretty terrible.

5.) So baseball suspends someone more for injecting himself with a steroid than for beating his girlfriend. Disgusting.

6.) If aliens could travel faster-than-light w/ ease, what would they want from Earth other than mild scientific interest as a cosmic Galapagos?

7.) “Super Tuesday Vs. Bat Tuesday” would be better than Super Tuesday but probably not as funny as Batman Vs. Superman looks.

8.) As much as this is the fault of a GOP giving into fascism, it’s the left giving into centrist triangulation too. We’ve all failed democracy.

9.) Chris Christie is officially the most spineless bastard in the history of spineless bastards. It’s like a goddamn movie.

10.) It’s like this whole election cycle is an exercise in trying to prove that old “There’s No Such Thing As Bad Publicity” cliche.

11.) Commuting into Manhattan by car can result in Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.