lousy smarch barrage in idea barrages

1.) A standard potion flask is 12 druid ounces by volume.

2.) Horrifying a thought as it is, really, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is its own porno parody title.

3.) Can Michael J Fox do an anti-Trump ad in the character of Alex P Keaton, finally seeing the error of his ways?

4.) I like to tell people Depeche Mode is French for “peach pie with ice cream”.

5.) A version of Steely Dan’s “Ruby” about Chewbacca? “I’ve got a friend and Chewie is his name/Chewie, Chewie, Chewie, baby/he’s covered with fur but I love him just the same/Chewie, Chewie, Chewie, baby”

6.) It’s difficult to feel bad that DiCaprio took this long to win a popularity contest when he is probably a millionaire a hundred times over.

7.) At an Emoaissance Faire, the town crier actually cries. A lot.

8.) Maybe He wouldn’t have fallen down so many times had He done some Crossfit first.