leap barrage in idea barrages

1.) If no channels do a Quantum Leap marathon on Leap Day, television has failed us all.

2.) Thought I was pulling up a documentary on where Buckminster Fuller grew up, turned out to be TGIF fan-fic. Disappointing.

3.) At culinary school frats, a funnel cake is having to chug a whole cake through a tube in a minute.

4.) An ad referred to a terrible looking movie as “a modern-day Training Day”. Training Day is only fifteen years old.

5.) Dress a bunch of people up like cavemen. Go into BJ’s Wholesale Club loudly demanding clubs, wholesale. Get arrested?

6.) There should be one character who, instead of calling him “Chewie”, calls Chewbacca “Chewb”. Probably Lando.

7.) This nightmare was about trying to join protests but I kept losing my voice… because in real life, my CPAP was drying me out.

8.) The difference between the Super Bowl & Oscars is with the Oscars most of the brain damage actually occurs at the after-parties.

9.) It’s Phil Collins weather out there, no jacket required.