226 in idea barrages

1.) The people who teach you to EDM are your dubstep-parents.

2.) I focus on the people pretending to cook in the far background of AMERICA’S TEST KITCHEN and imagine what they’re thinking.

3.) Last night’s dream involved getting lost in a mall during the Super Bowl then going on a Legend of Zelda quest in real life.

4.) An erotic fan-fic of the rude Ninja Turtle, Sonic’s girlfriend and half of Team Rocket titled “Sally/Jessie/Raphael”.

5.) A Dubstep take on Led Zepplin called “Whole Lotta Wub”.

6.) “Undead” is an insensitive slur. They prefer “amortal”.

7.) The tendons behind your knees being on fire is a good clue that today is a good break-day in your exercise routine.

8.) Look up the German translations of complex chemical names in English sometime. They are funny words that can’t be real.

Last updated February 26, 2016