219 in idea barrages

1.) Still surprised The Office never did a “Beets By Dwi” product tie-in.

2.) An “All My Exes Live In Texas” parody “When In Texas Find An Exit”?

3.) The power of Twitter is forced brevity but holy crap I make up for it on the facebook.

4.) Starfire and Nightwing are the two sides of the Hugalien Dialectic.

5.) A parody about the “militia” movement “Mamas Don’t Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be Babies”?

6.) “Deglove The One You’re With” would probably be a little too brutal a parody.

7.) See, the “Mormons Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Mormons” would’a been funnier but more easily mistaken for being hateful.

8.) They call it Lumber Liquidators but they’ll only sell you lumber in a solid state.

9.) If you purchased fake followers on Twitter, you’ve bought bots. English is an amazing language.