215 in idea barrages

1.) Goddamn it, I want a Star Wars Valentine Special about the Wookie Celebration of Love Day.

2.) I love you, X-Files, but if you only get six episodes, devoting two to comically deconstructing yourself seems weird.

3.) Is “All In With Chris Hayes” aberrational as a news show with a double-entendre name or the start of a glorious trend?

4.) If you ever meet Natalie Portman, please tell her “oh God, I loved you as Queen Armadillo!”

5.) The Clarke-Trump Law Of The Internet: Any sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from genuine paranoid delusion.

6.) A furry three-way is a menagerie-a-trois.

7.) Admiral Akbeer “IT’S ON TAP!”

8.) Thing is, very few of the fringe right blowhards actually believe “Obama killed Scalia” but the crazies are where the cash is.

9.) Always weird when someone with the same hair and of the same height as an ex breezes through, I suppose.

10.) Oh, I have DAMAGED messages. That’s a new one to me, spam mail.

11.) You know how people have their “office husband” or “office wife”? Do EDM DJs do this? Do they have a House wife?

12.) Maybe there’s no such thing as confidence & no sane person has ever been sure & there’s only single-mindedness. Ok, I can rock that.

13.) Scandinavian zombies are known to have a Swede tooth.