211 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 10, 2016, 11:01 p.m.
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1.) Good news: finally got a scrip for muscle relaxants for my terrible lower back. Bad news: I’m on a blood sugar medicine for the first time ever too.

2.) Sometimes you gotta be forgetful to keep moving forward in hope. Sometimes you gotta be scatterbrained to block out all the things to fear.

3.) Had the Capulets and Montagues been real, there’s be a historical plaque on both their houses.

4.) Success doesn’t mitigate, success amplifies. For better and for so much worse.

5.) Organ meats topped with whipped creme and fruit are referred to as Belgian Offal.

6.) We’re all sitting around, trying to come up with the next “pretending to be scared by video games on youtube” before anyone else.

7.) Metametamucil makes you poop regular Metamucil.

8.) Super Mario, discovering the Princess’ cloning tanks and realizing he has died ten thousand times before in her sick game.

9.) Love can’t save you but you can save love.

10.) Spending today around the house spared me wondering why people have dirt on their heads before remembering religion is a thing.

11.) I just found out that the violin has a part called the “f-hole”. This makes the violin 500% cooler.


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