129 in idea barrages

1.) That tacky-ass “Don’t Tread On Me” flag that “militia” love is like a bad over-explained editorial cartoon in flag form.

2.) Bible thumpers & fascists decrying the “death of white culture” for decades, as if it would be a bad thing. Let’s get this done!

3.) Slenderman’s penis is, ironically, short and thick like a little root beer barrel.

4.) There’s using Hamburger Helper occasionally and then there’s being full-blown Hamburger Codependent.

5.) “If I had a Hammond… I would hammer on that organ…“

6.) A good indirect gauge of self-worth is one’s friends. Look at all these amazing people who put up with me! I must be okay!

7.) Being non-mammals, I have to imagine the Ninja Turtles are lactose intolerant and the pizza is slowly killing them.

8.) Always remember: Pete Seeger was the original punk rocker.

9.) Nothing like posting Twitter reply about Scooby Doo and having a bot reply about the Wounded Warrior scandal. Bots, do you do.

10.) A rare thing I like about Christianity is where Jesus, unlike God or the Devil, genuinely forgets your sins, only remembers the good stuff.