124 in idea barrages

1.) FAKE FACT: the alma mater song at Iona College is a slightly reworked version of Primus’ “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”.

2.) Haven’t grown my beard out this much in a long time, I forgot about these red streaks.

3.) How terrible is the smell of a fresh vacuumed room? I hate that gross-ass ozone smell.

4.) Of course Kylo Ren is a hipster, he himself is Han-made.

5.) One thing this storm has taught me is that D.C. has a mayor that I am attracted to.

6.) Millennium Falcon flying up on Arrakis, “that’s no moon, that’s a Spice station!”

7.) Remember the “Last Emperor” parody in the Stonecutter ep of the Simpsons where Homer makes everyone rise & sit over & over? That’s Trump.

8.) Caught myself singing “up up and away with a beautiful, a beautiful babooooon, bah-booooon, BAH-BOOOOOOON!”