123 in idea barrages

1.) When you’re waiting for your epidural to kick in, that’s the spinal countdown, d-d-dun-dun d-d-dun-dun-dun.

2.) UNPOPULAR OPINION: I LIKE Ford’s bored voice-over reading at the end of Bladerunner, he sounds exhausted like Deckard WOULD be.

3.) If only Troi had only tried harder and been an alphazed, maybe she’d’ve been captain.

4.) Do a cooking video on youtube where you pretend to be scared by steps in the cooking process. Call it a “Lettuce Play”.

5.) Whatever the law uses to curtail Daily Fantasy, I hope they legally force them to call it “Defense & Downfields”.

6.) Leonardo whispers into April’s ear: “You know, I’m totally a box turtle, baby.”

7.) SAT Analogy: Marvel is to not realizing Moon Knight’s never gonna work as DC is not realizing LEGION is never gonna work.

8.) The superhero of Bedrock is Obsidianman but his secret identity is industrialist Stony Tark.

9.) My fav thing in “survival” reality shows is picturing the director just off camera under a tarp with a Starbucks cup.

10.) Someone brought a gun into a screening of that lame Benghazi movie drunk and accidentally shot someone. Peak America.

11.) Also we need to start calling Fantasy Baseball “Dingers & Diamonds”.

12.) Youtube has taught me that there are people who collect and trade old military MRE components today. That’s A Thing.