122 in idea barrages

1.) GAMIFY YOUR PARADIGM. BE THIRSTY FOR FLEEK RETURN ON INVESTMENT. ABANDON LANGUAGE ENTIRELY FOR A SALAD OF RECENT JARGON.

2.) Orange Julius used to have a companion restaurant Orange Ethel but the government shut it down over claims of treason.

3.) Here’s a title for a love story with wizards: “Love Conjures All”. There. I ain’t about writing love stories or wizard stories myself.

4.) How did believing government can’t work become the “patriotic” position? How many oil billions did it take to effect that shift?

5.) How much better would we be if all this time & money put into trying to start a 2nd Civil War were put toward helping each other?

6.) They talk of “growing the economy” but if you just forced corporations to pay fairly in the jobs that already exist, the economy would boom.

7.) People are afraid that justice would take away their privilege but I say go for it, I wasn’t doing much with my privilege anyway.

8.) Even if you had all the answers, it wouldn’t be enough if you didn’t understand which of the questions were most important.

9.) It’s a police procedural about shutting down meth labs in rural Georgia. It’s called RED NARCS. It’s… pretty terrible.

10.) The Fantastic Four retire and open a restaurant in a tourist district of Manhattan called “Cosmic Ray’s Original Pizza”.

11.) I heard an advertisement for health-care loans from some bank on the radio and I thought… America.

12.) An album of orchestral interpretations of terrible nu-metal called Nickelbach.

13.) Weddings and funerals are the big comic book crossover events of your life when the people of all your adventures briefly meet.

14.) A band that just covers Bond themes called “Hootie & The Blofeld”.

15.) Godzilla and King Kong, in fedoras and neckbeards, monstersplaining things to people, Monsters Rights Activists.

16.) Sometimes she’d troll and sometimes she’d reply in earnest, she was a comment comment comment comment comment chameleon.