118 in idea barrages

1.) I still don’t know how PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES exploded as a premise and not JANE AUSTEN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL WOMAN OF BORING.

2.) Nightmares last night involved being naked in public except for surgical dressings on wounds all over my body. Screw you, melatonin.

3.) Our queasy age where it doesn’t matter if you “get it” only matters if you can fund it & the ability to mass-market IS the sign of quality.

4.) Story is the negotiator between truth and madness.

5.) Dreams are just full-life reviews transposed into metaphor, the keys to turning it around in unbreakable incomprehensible code.

6.) From a certain point of view, pregnancy is an allergic reaction to sex. Months of painful swelling, doncha know.

7.) “Die Hard” is just German for “The Hard”. It’s a porno over there.

8.) I’m not sure if I’ve had the idea that the best name for a metal album ever would be “The Afterbirth Of The Cool” before or not.

9.) If you kill someone then go to yoga class like it ain’t no thing, that’s premeditated murder.