115 in idea barrages

1.) If someone’s annoying you, just whip around and be all “WHAT’S YOUR BEEF, STEW?”

2.) When you start expanding your paid insult business, you’re gonna end up diss enfranchised.

3.) With the loss of Bowie and Rickman, can we get a note from Tom Waits’ doctor saying he’s okay? This is important.

4.) Amish dude passes you a hand-written note “Barn fix and till?”

5.) When they call you everything they hate, even when those things contradict each other, brother, you know you’re doing good.

6.) I just realized I love the smell of patchouli on a lady because it reminds me of my He-Man toys as a child, such as Stinkor was scented.

7.) When marijuana is legalized, open a hash bar in a bowling alley, call it ROCKIN’ BOWL, make all the money.

8.) Imagine if Jar Jar had gotten two spin off movies that were mostly direct-to-video like the Ewoks. Imagine that hellish alternate time line.

9.) I always read the word “colony” first as if it means “of the colon/like the colon” and, really, it’s not so far off.