17 in idea barrages

1.) 2000 Flushes needs to sell a slightly larger product, shaped like a rectangular monolith, named 2001 Flushes.

2.) Christopher Robin’s brief period as a beat poet is best known for his performance piece “Owl”.

3.) The zombie plague in WALKING DEAD started as a medical experiment to keep George RR Martin alive to finish GAME OF THRONES.

4.) I liked how the “militia” revolution-cosplayer under the tarp looked like a Blue Slime from Dragon Warrior ruined on meth.

5.) When in doubt, lay down and listen to a few albums by the French techno act Air. I don’t know what else to tell you.

6.) An Old-West themed tabletop RPG called Winchesters & Wagons.

7.) “I Time-Traveled To The Middle-Ages And All I Got Was This Louse-Infested Tunic”.

8.) Since it’s the beginning of the year, are there any wrongs I can correct or forgotten things I can get to with any of you? I am scatterbrained so I mislay a lot of concepts but I’d like to work from a clean slate from here on out.

9.) 80s pornos were all like “cable fix and chill”.

10.) Maybe the whole notion of monotheism is too averse to compromise by definition to create any kind of sane or peaceful faith.

11.) Wegman’s, as punishment for your chicken recall, you have to call soda “soda” like a normal person, not “pop” like a goddamned bunch of heathens.