1231 in idea barrages

1.) Jokey Smurf is suspected of the terrorist bombing of Papa Smurf with an improvised celebratory device. Mr. Smurf remains at tiny.

2.) Star Wars The Force Awakens except with 90s alt-rocker Poe instead of Poe Gotterdammerung.

3.) My arc word for 2016 is gonna be “unrestrained”. For better, for worse, unrestrained.

4.) So many rock sub-genres would be great names for mid-90s X-Men villains. Thrashcore? Numetal? Shoegaze? All lackeys for Stryfe.

5.) A goat petting zoo called Kid N Play.

6.) Asked how someone conquers Asia, Genghis said simply “one steppe at a time”.

7.) To an Aerosmith song “Wag tail/little doggie booty/dumb mutt/shakin’ off the doody/weird dog/there’s a little stickin’ to his back door…“

8.) If you wait at the ready for a crisis your whole life, I guess you’ll get one eventually. You’ll also have ruined your life.

9.) When I hear someone call an assisted opening knife an “AO” I always wanna echo “Aye-Oh!”