1222 in idea barrages

1.) The Santa slash-fic you write will be called “Big Man On Krampus”.

2.) Don’t get too married to your own ideas, that’s how they get inbred.

3.) At the clinic they paged Timothy McVeigh over the PA and I thought to myself… what a name to be stuck with.

4.) I wonder how many stand-ups tried to roll out a “Punchline Bling” parody.

5.) If there’s a special place in hell for me, well, at least that means I’m special.

6.) Could you imagine if we put this much time and soul and energy into changing things instead of being excited about a film?

7.) Okay, royal icing, where’s serfic icing? Where’s proletarian icing?

8.) When your original character isn’t that original so you can’t call it an OC, what do you call it? Unoriginal character? UC?