1221 in idea barrages

1.) So afraid of living a balanced life, the cowardly ion.

2.) Those randos in your facebook requests who don’t know anyone you know, they’re time-traveling fans of yours, not scammers.

3.) Take every picture where Justin Bieber’s trying to look buff and put Screech from Saved By The Bell’s face on it. Dustin Bieber!

4.) The Joker, singing along to a television commercial, “Dead Robin, yuuuummmm.”

5.) The vegetarian loved the salad so much he walked out of the place with a huge chard-on.

6.) “There is no pay for this internship but you can use it for academic credit and add to your crushing student loan burden with it!”

7.) Would Captain Kirk dressed up all Scottish be a Tam O’Shatner?

8.) BAR STORES: THE FROTH IS SHAKEN

9.) If you HAVE to do an album of Rush covers with medieval instruments, at least have the good sense to call it “1221”.

10.) The day will come when frats are banned for being the sexist racist classist vom-pots that they are, I long for the last of the Brohecians.

11.) Yeah but how do you KNOW? How do you KNOW you know? And is that actually a good thing, even if you do?

12.) I ain’t leavin’ if Trump wins. My peeps in Italy were socialist partisans who mangled infrastructure to undermine Benito. Family tradition.

13.) The cat knows. The cat has been informed. The cat was made aware that I am made of warm.

14.) The real problem with madness is that it isn’t additive, it’s exponential.

15.) Luke Skywalker knows to be careful in Brooklyn, it’s crawling with Trustfund Raiders.

16.) No matter how good Star Wars 7 might be, it’s ridiculous this many people saw it opening weekend after the prequels happened.

17.) Twitter isn’t ALL attractive people begging to be told “oh stop it, you’re so pretty”. Some of us need to hear that we’re smart or funny!

18.) A job at APAC seems well paying for Utica until you factor in the drugs and the therapy.

19.) Stepping outside the fan bubble & realizing how most will interact with the thing you like is now more important than ever.

20.) When you’re bombing as a pancake chef, you get major flap-sweat.

21.) The ideas that were great about Star Trek work in 44 minute blocks in 22 episode seasons and can’t work in a 105 minute movie.