1218 in idea barrages

1.) Take pictures of your normal cat doing normal cat things. Caption them: “Normal Cat etc etc”. Start a counter-meme.

2.) Gyro Gearloose shrinks Huey Dewey & Louie down to perform Scrooge’s gall bladder surgery in “Duct Fails”.

3.) Title an Intro To Psychology textbook “Welcome To The Jung Hole”.

4.) Voluminous beings are we and we’d still be rad, even if we were fatter.

5.) BB-8’s BB-q Sauce has gotta be a thing somewhere, yeah?

6.) UTICA JOKE: Kissing Rainbow Young is like smoking four cigarettes all at once.

7.) UTICA JOKE: after the little inspirational phrase at the end of a Joe Tehan’s Furniture spot, always add the words “…in bed.”

8.) A Godzilla where his first victim is a plumber in a red jumpsuit but you know, like, in a subtle way.

9.) The good news is, the longer we go without completely destroying ourselves, the more time we have to figure out how to love one another.

10.) If you ever get sick of saying a gathering is “a real sausage party” you can always switch to calling it “a banana republic”.

11.) My personal policy of not purchasing a hoverboard until they actually hover continues to pay dividends.

12.) Having a good margarita at Venice Beach is a nice memory but a false one. They’re all cheap hooch, ice & salt but there’s beauty in truth.

13.) Of course the Falcon’s a Millennial. Jabba is basically the living embodiment of The Student Loan Bastards out for blood on an old debt.

14.) I’ve never been to Wichita but I take it as an article of faith that there’s a Wichita. Why would anyone make up a Wichita?

15.) The deck may well be stacked against making this a nation built on love/but there’s worse hills to die on than the doomed pursuit thereof.

16.) Don’t cry for me, Orangina/the Sunkist cannot best you…

17.) NSA Bar, where everybody knows your browsing history.

18.) Rodney Dangerfield as a Roman emperor, “I tell ya, I get no tribute, no tribute”.

19.) The perfect headline for a story about the rise of neopaganism in Europe is “Something Is Wotan In The State Of Denmark”.

20.) Every part of life is eventually ruined by the Jar-Jar equivalent of that experience.