1220 in idea barrages

1.) I’ve never gotten sick at a Taco Bell but it was only tonight that I realized that means I have superhuman powers. Stomach powers.

2.) Disguise your political protest as some kind of fan event for a popular movie that the cops would never think to proactively crack down on.

3.) I had serious crushes on Velma and Teela as cartoons went. “Types” aren’t everything but you can extrapolate. I’ve mostly dated curvy brainiacs, though I crush on Amazonian tomboys too.

4.) I’d never seen “BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” before but even if you’re religious, you gotta admit that’s hokey as butts.

5.) If it ever turns out that viagra makes people violent and aggressive, let’s call it “rod rage”, huh?

6.) Being a dentist is a series of molar victories.

7.) In a bunker, all wine is fortified wine.

8.) In mushroom hunting, every victory is a morel victory.

9.) In chemistry class, every victory is a molar victory.

10.) Oh yeah, I’m from the land of misfit boys but I would be wonderful for the right misfit lass, I reckon.

11.) “Team, hipsterism has escalated, the Segway is no longer hipster enough.” “What if we remove the stick & erroneously call it a hoverboard?”

12.) When you call white people out on culturally appropriating garb from India, they’re all “Sari not sari!”

13.) Convince someone that Green Arrow is named Steve and people only call him Ollie because of his teenage skateboard phase.

14.) Sometimes we need to train ourselves out of self-destructive instinctive reactions to grow as people. I’m bad at it but I try.

15.) If all you’ve got is a twist, you don’t have a story. It’s like having a hook with no song.

16.) If you’re writing Roger Corman/David Carradine slash-fic, I humbly submit the portmanteau “Cormadine”.

17.) If they loved it but they have to idea what to call it, that’s when you know you were REALLY good.