125 in idea barrages

1.) Snyder, man, Snyder, man, ruins comics like no one can…

2.) The big twist at the end of Dick Tracy was that all he really wanted was to fill in The Blank.

3.) We’re not just unbelievers, we’re FUNBELIEVERS.

4.) The cop tailing me wigged me out so much that I pulled into the gas station and made a small purchase, just as an excuse to get him off my hinder. I wonder if this is a habit they’re in. I wonder if the gas station is complicit. I wonder if the cop gets a cut.

5.) It’s a three-dimensional rendering of a rich eggy bread, it’s a challahgram.

6.) Voice overs in pornography are largely meaningless sexposition.

7.) I’d love the extended cut of Linus’s Xmas speech. “Then the Emperor reassigned the date to absorb Solstice festivities, Charlie Brown.”

8.) If BINDING OF ISAAC were mainstream, “too little too late” would turn into “it’s like getting the Steam Sale on Ultra Greed”.

9.) The new one is “our SINCERE prayers”. Oh sure, politician, you don’t have to do anything to change this if your prayers are SINCERE.

10.) If your mall Santa has a real beard, there is a 17% chance he is Randy Quaid hiding in plain sight from the cops.

11.) Today was spent trying to sleep off horrible sinus headaches, mostly. I don’t know why I’m announcing this, maybe I’m a jerk.