124 in idea barrages
- Dec. 4, 2015, 6:33 a.m.
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1.) INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn’t the monster. WIS is knowing the doctor was the monster. CHA is avoiding this reference entirely.
2.) The Christmas season is a scary story pine trees tell their children so they won’t rebel and listen to, I dunno, tree hip hop music.
3.) Nice of them to release a hilarious joke trailer to Batman Vs Superman to lighten the national mood but where’s the real one?
4.) “So how should I play Lex?” “Remember Jim Carrey’s Riddler?” “Yeah…“ “Like that but without all that artsy nuance.”
5.) A Ghostbusters jumpsuit does not allow you to refer to your genitals as your “protein pack”.
6.) “Look how confidently he can wear a bad haircut,” she whispered, “his Macklechlorians must be off the scale.”
7.) If I owned a parmesan concern, I would ladle out great helpings of “Seasons Gratings” advertisements every December.
8.) I really thought that before the “Netflix and Chill” meme ended someone was gonna get Arnold to say it as Mr. Freeze.
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